Eero said: "Now all the girls in the front row are wet" and after a breath: "oh well, now all the guys in the back are stiff"

Two muffins meetin a oven. Says one to the other: 'It's hot in here, isn't it?' The other one: 'Wow, a talking muffin!-Eero

Lauri:- "Ten inches? She doesn't know what she's saying!"
Eero:- "Maybe she's seen mine!"

TOTP: Does anyone in the band play practical jokes on anyone else?
Lauri: I think we do that all the time! I think Eero, the bass player, he's the worst. Also, he's the master of bad jokes. Actually, we are collecting his bad jokes. We have a Top 5, but I can't describe them. They are very hard to translate into English.

TOTP: What kind of practical jokes would he do?
Lauri: Well, he could s*** somewhere.

TOTP: [Appalled] Really? That's nasty...
Lauri: That IS nasty! He's eating a yoghurt, for example, and then when the box is empty, he will...y'know...refill it...

TOTP: EW!
Lauri: You asked me!

So funny!

I like Eero, he's a lil' bit quiet, but not too
His statements are sometimes very funny

yh they esp the muffin one